so we came in after break today and the whole school had been decorated for christmas and in the cafeteria there was a tree with no ornaments on it so my class decorated it with failed tests and detention slips and one picture of jesus
When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
You don’t even have to ship it to think that this was an adorable exchange.
They are all okay, and all those things could exist in the same woman. Women shouldn’t be valued because we are strong, or kick-ass, but because we are people. (x)
Dom calls ‘em as he sees ‘em.
My Muse vinyl collection (Origin of Symmetry is signed by Chris Wolstenholme and Tom Kirk).
We’ve got too much gear